FRONT PAGE ALIENS

There is a complete system failure at the FAA, some rumors about that there was a hacking, but the official response thus far is that there is no evidence of a cyber attack. 

This is an interesting story.. news media sources are publishing an account from Prince Harry’s new book .. he writes a passage about how he went to see a medium to try connecting to his mother, deceased Princess  Diana .. 

So Russia said it shot down a UFO. And theories have gone wild since..

Thousands of supporters of former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro broke through security barriers in the capital of Brasilia on Sunday and invaded congress, the supreme court and the presidential palace to protest his election loss.

THE ULTIMATE WOKE: THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIMEM, THE JOKER, IS PREGNANT.. The backup story in The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #4 is by Matthew Rosenberg , Francesco Francavilla , and Tom Napolitano. It finds Joker and his gang attempting to steal all of the water from the Gotham River. Luckily, Zatanna shows up to stop the Clown Prince of Crime in his tracks.  Strung upside down, Zatanna drops Joker into a pile of mud on the ground. After Joker comments on how they'd make a lovely family, Zatanna casts a backward spell that states, "No one else will ever have your baby!" Back at his criminal lair, Joker wakes up the next morning to discover his belly has grown larger, all thanks to a magic baby Zatanna implanted. Doctor Phosphorous is called in a hilarious bit to help deliver the baby, which comes out of Joker's mouth as a small mud monster.  The baby later transforms into a smaller version of The Joker, and they pay Zatanna a visit to let her know how they coul...

Finally.. McCarthy takes speakership.. After a failed motion to adjourn until Monday, McCarthy finally had the votes to secure the position. When the win was announced, Reps. Steve Scalise, Elise Stefanik, and Ryan Zinke, the last member to vote, all ran over to McCarthy with their vote cards for him to sign. The entire GOP conference was on their feet clapping. McCarthy hugged many members that came up to him and waved to folks in the gallery.